Does Your Robot Know How to Poop?

Does Your Robot Know How to Poop?

By: Downtown LA Law   We’ve all seen that lazy, annoying neighbor that loves to let his dog poop all over your lawn. Most of the time, these owners simply ignore the feces their pets leave behind and leave the mess to the disgruntled owner. Well, soon owners may have a new pet to clean […]

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Racist American Bankruptcy Lawyers: Why Blacks are getting the raw end of the Bankruptcy deal.

Racist American Bankruptcy Lawyers:  Why Blacks are getting the raw end of the Bankruptcy deal.

  Are most bankruptcy Lawyers Racists?  Here, at Downtown LA Law Bankruptcy Center we strive to guide persons with financial trouble towards the proper legal course of action despite the individual’s race, gender, or socio-economic standing. We are always blind to a person physical dimensions but all ears to hear your problems.   According to […]

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Dead Lawyer Sentenced to the Death Penalty in Russia

Dead Lawyer Sentenced to the Death Penalty in Russia

Russian Police investigators have said they are in the planning stages to prosecute a lawyer that had been dead for some time.  The lawyer Sergei Magnitsky worked for a foreign investment fund.  This trial is bit one of a series of odd Russian Legal precedents that puts into doubt Russia’s entire legal and political system.  […]

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Giant Sea Monster Discovered in New Zealand

Giant Sea Monster Discovered in New Zealand

The Attorneys at Downtown LA Law would like to send heartfelt Congratulations to the discovery of a giant never before found sea monster of the shores of New Zealand.   The sea monster, a gargantuan prawn was discovered a few days ago off the shores of New Zealand in the cambric trench.   The ‘supergiant amphipod’, […]

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